1. Learn not to be picky about what you eat. You
will start to crave cafeteria food after a while.
2. Be nice to your roommate. They know where you live.
3. Staple your papers at the correct angle.
4. Get to know the Steak ‘n Shake menu well.
5. Don’t leave you laundry unattended. It might get strewn
across the hallway or create a Goodwill-like atmosphere in the
laundry room.
6. Don’t sit in your room, you’ll never make friends.
7. Plan ahead with your work so you can have free time later.
8. Get a psychic friend to predict when plumbing-related
disasters will happen.
9. Get involved in Springfest.
10. Read The Journal every Wednesday. You will be seen as cool
by your friends and professors.
